Migraine sufferers you can ignore this post. We would like to specifically target the moron channeling Corey Hart who wears his Ray-bans to a bar at 11pm. You may ask yourself “Can he even see?” The answer is no, he can’t. But, you know the saying, “The sun never sets on being badass…”
Note: If they are not in use, they can be placed on your head or in a shirt pocket. At no point should they be placed backwards behind your ears or balanced on your forehead…
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September 21, 2009 at 2:13 PM
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