Oh yes, Fabio, we are talking to you. We all know them; the man wearing an entire bottle of Curve, the woman who bathed in White Musk. If they pass by you on the sidewalk, you can smell their scent for fourteen blocks.
In the event you find yourself in an enclosed area with someone like this, hold your breath and squint your eyes. Whatever you do, do not light a match: perfume=alcohol=human combustion.
Makes you wonder what they could possibly be trying to cover up. Want to smell clean? Try showering, it can work miracles. But please, use water, not a cheap fragrance. One spray smells great, ten sprays and you smell like you ran through the perfume gauntlet at Macy’s…
